Never, ever let yourself get caught between 2 skunks spraying!

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I went to the doctor the other day and during my lengthy physical, he asked for a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. I was late for another meeting so I asked, "Hey Doc, I'm kind of in a hurry. Could I just leave my underwear?"

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It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

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When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she would appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

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All women will want to see movies of monkeys riding on horses

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The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

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"Sorry I'm late, but I got hammered last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

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